Saturday, August 28, 2004

The Passion of the.... CLERKS?

Director Kevin Smith Plans 'Clerks' Sequel
By ANTHONY BREZNICAN, AP Entertainment Writer

LOS ANGELES - Kevin Smith is making another convenience store run.

The writer-director of "Dogma," "Chasing Amy" and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" told the Associated Press on Friday that he has begun work on a sequel to "Clerks," his homemade indie classic from 1994.

That $27,000 movie, shot at night in a store where Smith worked, chronicled the adventures of Dante and Randal, two guys who talk about life, death, sex and movies while working at neighboring stores.

The sequel picks up 10 years later.

"It's about what happens when that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s. Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation, but in a place where it's time to actually grow up and do something more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex," Smith said during an interview at his Hollywood office. "It's: What happened to these dudes?"

A new 10th anniversary DVD of "Clerks" debuts Sept. 7, and Smith said working on that three-disc set inspired him to write about what became of those characters.

The sequel — titled "The Passion of the Clerks" — is set to begin shooting in January. Miramax Films, which turned the original into a cult-hit after buying it at the Sundance Film Festival (news - web sites), plans to distribute the follow-up.

"It's funny, it's very raw, insanely foul-mouthed. In many ways it's the antithesis of 'Jersey Girl,'" Smith said, referring to his recent PG-13 comedy with Ben Affleck (news) as the widowed father of a little girl.

Smith is also writing the screenplay for a movie version of "The Green Hornet," but no longer thinks he will direct it. The "Clerks" movie has moved to the top of his to-do list.

He said he called Jeff Anderson, who played the combative video-store worker Randal, and Brian O'Halloran, who was the besieged-by-strangeness convenience store employee Dante, to run the idea by them first.

"Jeff was actually very protective of 'Clerks,'" Smith said. "Jeff was like, 'Are you sure you want to do this? That movie means a lot to people and do you want to go back?' I thought about it honestly, and it would seem chicken to not give it a shot just because I'm afraid of (messing) with the first film."

So far, he said he has gotten only positive responses from the people who have read the script, so he decided to move forward with it. Both O'Halloran and Anderson are signed on, and Jason Mewes, will return as stoner Jay, the "hetero life-mate" of Smith's stoic Silent Bob.

"I'm sure there will be naysayers who say, 'Oh my God, it's an opportunistic grab at a buck,' but it's not. We're doing it for nothing," Smith said. "We're going to do it insanely inexpensively. The budget will be somewhere between 250 grand and $5 million."

The original was shot pre-dawn, and most of the actors worked for free and then went straight to their day-jobs with little or no sleep.

"This time around we'll afford ourselves the luxury of nice 12-hour days," Smith said. "And people can get paid."


Looks like I know what movie I want to see....

Snoogans.

Song of the Moment: They Might Be Giants - Stalk Of Wheat

Thursday, August 26, 2004

We can't be silent cause they might be giants....



Which They Might Be Giants album are you?



Yeah.

Song of the Moment: They Might Be Giants - They Might Be Giants

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

School STILL sucks

Only a few days until I go back to that hell hole know as school.

Song of the Moment: Bowling For Soup - I Ran

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Family Guy Marathon A Success (Yeah, I can't believe it either)

Fox was banking on Family Guy to take down the Olympics. While it didn't do quite that well, the animated show, enjoyed by people of all ages, managed to get almost 5 million viewers and finish second in the ratings for Fox's mini-marathon Wednesday night.

That's just a finger compared to NBC's man handling of the ratings, bringing in almost 30 million viewers to watch Olympic repeats.

The excitement of having Family Guy return to Fox, which cancelled the series about two years ago, was subdued, partly because reruns have been airing on other networks for months. However, this is a sign of things to come for Fox and Family Guy.

The network will start airing new episodes next year, perhaps as soon as spring as some reports have said.

The show picked up somewhat of a cult following when it was released on DVD, prompting Fox to reconsider their decision.

Courtesy of andPop



That's really suprising. I wonder how the ratings will be for the marathon on the 25th. Maybe there is hope for Family Guy when it returns with new episodes next year. Hopefully it will replace crap like The Simple Life.

Song of the Moment: Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love

Thursday, August 19, 2004

IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!1

I found this link over at GameFAQs a while ago. It's pretty funny. It's called "Dumbass People Playing Game Demos".

Song of the Moment: The Doors - People Are Strange

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Oh my god, they killed South Park!

In a recent interview with CrapTV, Trey Parker and Matt Stone will be ending South Park in about two years. Sad news indeed....

Check it out.

Song of the Moment: Big Dumb Face - Duke Lion

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

500 HITS!!!

I just checked the hit bar. We now have over 500 hits! THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!

*Dances*

Song of the Moment: The Clash - Rock The Casbah

Mario is a Communist!

Proof that Mario is a Communist!

Funniest thing I've read in days...

Song of the Moment: Terry Cashman - Talkin' Baseball

Monday, August 16, 2004

IM A C3L3BRITY!!!11 ROFFLE!!

I just typed in "Dork Knight" on Google, and it was the very first site shown. Pretty good for a site that almost has 500 hits.

Song of the Moment: They Might Be Giants - Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head

Conan O'Brien > The Olympics

I really hate that Conan O'Brien won't be having any new episodes because of the Olympics. That really sucks because I need a comedy fix, and the only place I can get my fix is in the "Cone Zone"....

Song of the Moment: The Killers - Somebody Told Me

Friday, August 13, 2004

School sucks

It's not even the first day of school yet, and I'm dreading it....

Song of the Moment: Muse - Time Is Running Out (Oh how right you are...)

Thursday, August 12, 2004

I just saw the President dance

Subservient President

Song of the Moment: Frou Frou - Let Go

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!11111

Saturday I went to go see "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle". That has to be one of the funniest films I've seen in quite some time. It's pretty scary that this is one of the smartest "Stoner" comedies ever. You know what's bad? This will be the movie I'll be quoting for the rest of summer.

Song of the Moment: MC Chris - Fett's Vette

Friday, August 06, 2004

Legendary Motown Artist Rick James Passes Away

Rick James passed away this morning at 9:20 AM in his sleep at his Los Angeles home, per his spokesperson. He was 56 old. He is survived by his 3 children and 2 grandchildren.

Last month, he performed his hit “Fire & Desire” with Teena Marie at the BET Awards. He had finished an album and was preparing for its release next year. He was also in discussion with various studios for a movie based on his life.

Born in Buffalo, NY known as the King of Punk Funk, and the bad boy of Motown, Rick James blended the hard core funk of his predecessors’ James Brown, Sly Stone and George Clinton with the Rock and Roll theatrics of the Rolling Stones and Kiss. Rick James was the quintessential “Super Freak,” a term he coined in the 1980’s with the multi-platinum song he wrote, arranged, produced and performed sharing that same title. The single catapulted the album Street Songs to #1 on the R&B charts and #3 on the popo charts. This mega-talented, multi-Grammy and American Music Award winner played at least five different instruments and had not only sold in the millions himself, he had written and produced songs for the likes of Eddie Murphy, Mary Jane Girls, The Temptations, Teena Marie and Smokey Robinson, all selling in the millions as well. He had licensed his work for the use of sampling by artists such as Mary J. Blige, Erykah Badu and MC Hammer, who’s sample of “Super Freak” for the hit single “U Can’t Touch This” made Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em the biggest selling rap album in history.

Credit: www.rickjames.com


A few days ago, it was announced that Dave Chappelle was going to make a movie about Rick James. Looks like it won't be happening. :(

We'll miss you Rick. :(

Song of the Moment: Rick James - Superfreak

Thursday, August 05, 2004

The winner, and NEW World Heavyweight Champion... RANDY ORTON!

I've been reading online that Chris Benoit will be dropping the World Heavyweight Title at SummerSlam. Even though I was strongly against WWE putting the WWE Title on JBL (I still somewhat am), I am not against the WWE giving Orton the World Heavyweight Title. Why? Even though he hasn’t been around in wrestling that long, I believe that he deserves the title. Orton CAN works a crowd into hating him. When Orton developed his persona of the "Legend Killer", he has slowly; buy surely made me a fan. When Orton spit in the face of my hero Mick Foley, I was extremely upset. However, when he did that, he cemented himself as a credible "Heel" (In wrestling lingo, it means bad guy). When Orton fought one-on-one with Mick at WWE Backlash following their three-on-two match at WrestleMania XX, it instantly became one of my all-time favorite matches. Foley may have lost, but Orton proved that he was worthy of someday becoming the World champion because of all the bumps he took. He did things like having Foley throw him off of the stage, and having him land on thumbtacks... Yes, you read that right. Thumbtacks. Believe me, those things are said to hurt like hell.

All in all, I believe that Orton could very well be the future of wrestling. Sure, Orton will never be as good a champion as Benoit, but he'll be pretty damn close.

Song of the Moment: Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Knock on Wood

Monday, August 02, 2004

Family Guy To Have A Mini-Marathon on Fox

I just got this news from the Adult Swim Board at ToonZone Forums.

Fox will air two Family Guy mini-marathons opposite NBC's Olympics coverage on Aug. 18 and 25 from 8 to 10 pm/ET, Variety reports. This will mark the first time the show has aired on Fox since the network axed it in 2002. Original episodes of the cult phenom will debut on Fox next year.

Way to go Fox. Have Family Guy go against.... THE OLYMPICS!

Song of the Moment: They Might Be Giants - Why Does The Sun Shine

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