Bam Bam Bigelow + Ice Cream Truck = RATINGS!

Apparently former WWF/WCW wrestler Bam Bam Bigelow is going to be opening up a ice cream stand in Pennsylvania. I'd be excited to see Bam Bam return to WWE in a ice cream truck and challenge Terry Funk in a "Ice Cream Retirement Exploding Cage Death Match". I'd pay to see that match.

Song of the Moment: Steve Miller Band - Abracadabra

Salvador Dali!

I was watching Conan O'Brien last night, and they re-aired the episode with Lorain Bracco. They mentioned when she met Salvador Dali. I loved it when they showed a picture of him every time they said his name. Could someone please tell me where I can find that picture of him? I would really appreciate it!

Song of the Moment: cKy - 96 Quite Bitter Things

I.Need.Sleep.

I really have to start getting to bed early.

Song of the Moment: Aerosmith - Dream On (How ironic)

John "Bradshaw" Layfield STILL sucks...

I can't believe it. WWE has awarded their world title to John "Bradshaw" Layfield. The world title is given to people who the company believes can "carry the ball" and lead the company to new heights. With Layfield holding the title, the company will reach new lows. Remember a couple weeks back when I said that Layfield did a Nazi salute in the middle of the ring? Well, apparently WWE was supposed to punish him for his actions. I guess a world title run is a punishment for a wrestler who did a Nazi salute in Germany, and attempted to rape various younger talent backstage. Knowing WWE's booking skills however, Layfield will be a FIVE TIME! FIVE TIME! FIVE TIME! FIVE TIME! FIVE TIME WORLD CHAMPION! Oh well, my opinion does'nt matter since I am just a "Geek who uses the internet".

Song of the Moment: Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

I'm a man!

I'm All Man! Steve says I'm male What Sex Am I? by skx

w00t!

Song of the Moment: Incubus - Stellar

BGEFHDSHRSDFGHdfhdfaherhghedgHREThHBrJRJhn.... Yeah.

I just noticed that I have'nt done an inteligent post for the past few days. Oh well, I better go. WWE Raw is on... An intelligent show for an intelligent person. *Rolls eyes* Speaking of wrestling, I will be posting a rant on the new WWE Champion later tonight.

Song of the Moment: Nothing *GASP*

56K Sucks...

Why can't my area have DSL? Why must I be stuck with my craptacular 56K modem?

Song of the Moment: Queen - Radio Ga Ga

I've got a headache

Having a headache sucks.

Song of the Moment: Edgewater - Eyes Wired Shut

Christopher Walken + Hot Dogs = RATINGS!

Even though this is fairly old, I want to share one of my favorite essays written by my favorite actor...

Paeon to the Hot Dog by Christopher Walken

I listened to my recent audioBlog post a few minutes ago. Damn, I sound like an old man.

Song of the Moment: Tool - Sober

Red Lobster

I'm trying to get tickets this week to see Fahrenheit 9/11. I've heard from different people that this is going to be a really good movie.

Just in case you could'nt tell, this entry had nothing to do with Red Lobster.

Song of the Moment: Techno Syndrome - Mortal Kombat

I'm Learnding!

As you can tell, I'm slowing developing on my computer skills. I've been reading up on things like HTML scripts. I really hope that this blog will look ever better than it does now by the end of the month.

Personally, I really think that this blog could help me out with my writing skills.

Song of the Moment: Modest Mouse - The World At Large

Hotmail Fears Gmail

Hotmail Blocks Gmail Emails (and Invites)

That's really sad.

Song of the Moment: Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out

NWA-TNA Street Team

I joined the NWA-TNA Street Team today. Looks like I will be promoting NWA-TNA's brand of pro wrestling. Personally, I believe that NWA-TNA is everything that WWE should be. NWA-TNA has faith in their younger talent. I would love more than anything to see people like AJ Styles, Low-Ki, Christopher Daniels, and The Amazing Red in WWE. If they did come in though, they would probably either be stuck on HeAT/Velocity or sent to the development camp (Ohio Valley Wrestling). Plus NWA-TNA has faith in the talent WWE didn't have. I love the attention that NWA-TNA gives in people like D'Lo Brown, Raven, and K-Kwik (Ron "The Truth" Killings). I really don't think that WWE would have put Raven in the main event scene since they believe he doesn't have "drawing power". Bullshit. Raven was one of excess biggest stars. I think if the writing staff wasn't so far up Triple H's ass, they would definitely have a spot for the lower talent. To paraphrase the great Jim Cornette...

I'm The Dork Knight, and that's my opinion.



Song of the Moment: Black Sabbath - War Pigs

I've got Gmail....

I just got invited to join Gmail. Boy, Gmail kicks arse! I still have'nt gotten any invites for my friends. Plus I'm going to be giving away some invites at Gmailswap.com I can't believe that people are giving away things like Gameboys, iPods, CDs, and DVDs for a e-mail account. Go fig. Oh well, at least I got mine for free. Sad thing is, I begged on the G4techTV forums until someone felt sorry for me.

I really hope Gmail lasts a long, long, long time.

Song of the Moment: Soul Hooligan - Algebra

I call the big one Bitey.

I just got done watching various parts of The Simpsons Season Four. I must say, Matt Groening put a helluva lot of love into that DVD. I really loved listening to the commentary, and watching the Bush VS. The Simpsons featurette on disc one. Boy did Groening put up a fight back then.

Song of the Moment: The Jayhawks - Big Star

My writing is grood. (It's a combination of great and good....)

Apparently my writing skills have developed over the past few years. In my honest opinion, I used to be a mediocre writer. At least it's changed now.

I'll probably be adding a new rant.... er, entry tonight.

Song of the Moment: R.E.M. - The Great Beyond

John "Bradshaw" Layfield Sucks

First off, I would like to state that I am sick and tired of the WWE wrestling personality know as John "Bradshaw" Layfield. Ever since he developed the persona as a arrogant stock market financialist, I have hated him. Recently on tour of Germany, Layfield did a "Heil Hitler" salute in the middle of the ring to rile up the fans. You have to be the biggest moron in the history of the world to do something that low-class. Who cares if that makes the fans hate you even more? What about the people who lived through things like that? Oh well, WWE doesn't care. They'll probably have him beat up a homeless person next week. Whatever. At least justice was served when CNBC fired Layfield from their network. You know what's funny though? At one point, I thought of Layfield as one of my favorites. I loved watching him wrestle with Ron "Faarooq" Simmons as the A.P.A. (Acolyte Protection Agency). Sadly WWE broke the team up. Maybe Layfield will go back to being a "beer drinking bad ass". I can dream, can't I?

I feel like playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for some reason. Oh well, see you later!

Song of the Moment: The Cure - Love Song

Eye of the tiger...

Sorry I have'nt updated my blog lately. I've been really busy. I just finished up my school finals, so I'll be able to do more things. Maybe I'll update my blog more. Maybe not. Who knows.

DAMN YOU STARBUCKS FOR USING A PARODY OF "EYE OF THE TIGER" IN YOUR NEW COMMERCIAL!

Well, I just got myself entered into G4techTV's Digital Digs sweepstakes. Wish me luck. I need a new stereo system and PC. *Wink*

Song of the Moment: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger

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I like the movie Tron. I think it kicks ass.

Song of the Moment: Jimi Hendrix - Are You Expirenced?

Testing... 1...2...3.....

Well, I've got my finals ahead of me. I've gotten three out of five out of the way. Wish me luck!

Song of the Moment: They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng